99 Problems

Jay-Z claims to have 99 problems. So here ya go.
Problem #99
Ninety-nine problems is still a lot of fucking problems. So I might as well count it as a one…Enjoy!

Problem #99

Ninety-nine problems is still a lot of fucking problems. So I might as well count it as a one…Enjoy!

Problem #98
It’s going to be hard to get rid of this guy after the Obama win. 

Problem #98

It’s going to be hard to get rid of this guy after the Obama win. 

Problem #97
Dropped ketchup on his brand new suit. 

Problem #97

Dropped ketchup on his brand new suit. 

Problem #96
Forgot to wear sunblock while playing five hours of golf. 

Problem #96

Forgot to wear sunblock while playing five hours of golf. 

Problem #95
Had to settle for a 65” in one of his closets. 

Problem #95

Had to settle for a 65” in one of his closets. 

Problem #94
His wine cellar is too small. 

Problem #94

His wine cellar is too small. 

Problem #93
The cork broke inside his $1,000 imported wine. Fuck it, back to Cristal. 

Problem #93

The cork broke inside his $1,000 imported wine. Fuck it, back to Cristal. 

Problem #92
Had to trade in the Lambo in order to make room for Blue Ivy. Ouch! 

Problem #92

Had to trade in the Lambo in order to make room for Blue Ivy. Ouch! 

Problem #91
Someone dropped soda on his brand new bear rug. 

Problem #91

Someone dropped soda on his brand new bear rug. 

Problem #90
Someone broke his Porsche bong. Yes, Porsche makes bongs.

Problem #90

Someone broke his Porsche bong. Yes, Porsche makes bongs.